You sure do love crazy people or this is too good to ignore.

Lets just stare at what am writing or just scroll down n check see what other people have to say..but in the mean time...how is your life takin you...yeah i know or don't...so far..i really love it n i bet u might be sulking at lyf or jst being happy at how u have been dealin with it...literally am speaking to the fucked up ones...we are so many of us...illiterally am speaking for those who cant read...u can read right?...and hey,dont you dare confuse me with your fuckin psychiatrist or your brain....i dont do that shit....,i've been be too crazy for too long..infact i found my part of the sane brain floating around........and so i was talkin about how lyf treats u n how u take it...P/s..if u are bored now... u should be sleepin,ignoring this or reviewing other crap thats more better or try gettin drunk or gettin high for a change<-(that shit is a Holy Motherfucker)......
Now this is where we get to the advice part...Take it like you exist n everything else is just an idea in your head...life....yeah i might be drunk now bt beer helps with my thinkin system...u will have countless assholes judgin u,tellin wat to do n other assholic crap and few wise pple tellin u wat is good,the best parts of lyf n the 'they lived happily ever after' crap....take the good,leave the assholes to shitty things....the Crazy pple have Awesome advice too if u listen carefully...damn!...n always keep in mind u are not yet done till u get buried n your brain rots away n u find your way to heaven.....Fight your way thru..live your life...eat a lot..(i love eating!).. keep the fuck away from pessimists unless u are one of them...they are assholes..stay away from optimists too..they are dicks....n most of all..,do follow my way of thinkin n u will forever be fucked up....Now,u either be yourself or be yourself n have your own life...no!..u know wat..stop listenin to crazy people...n economy..thats a new term for life by the way and its a fuckin bitch,.partner...u either learn about it or complain lyk me all thru like me...aaaaaight!!!..You are one good soul if you can stand this crap n u shall b blessed....hehe!..be good..!
I was not under the influence of anything or over influenced if u thought about praying for me.....This is me..

TrainedHedonist.

January Blues...more like The Fucked up Monday like Month..

Dear anyone..
Ref: You got time to read..lets go..
This is the only month that you get to sit n think about that holiday...all the food that you ate...goat ribs,roasted meat,Chapo.....the family meetings...for the lucky..that chick you finally got..n for the chicks..that hunk dude who pampered u all through...,the unlucky ones who had the nightmare of Kisii-PE na bado Kisii-SE haijatokelezea....n yeah..we cant forget the dead..RiP brodas n sistas...The WEDDINGS!!..Yep..they were the best..yee unto u who didnt attend one.....The parties...damn..they were so many this time around....aha! of course...the thirst reliever,the ale of men,the sober man's disgust...drunklistically speaking am talking about Alcohol,beer,kill me quick or whatever suits u...Now that was a holiday well enjoyed...And now comes the shock.......the Money,the Money,money.....!!...January...children need school fees,u are going back to college...no shoes.....Loans...Christmas loans unpaid....The sun is hot as hell!!...Oh no!! Trouble is blooming n my ass is on fuckin fire!!...Hahaha! *sigh* January Blues..yeah,they are a fucker..like the first day of the week,Monday...January is a bitch..with this kind of economy..my accounts will soon be a dream..even Facebook account not left..am gonna close those fuckers down...This is not a blog...Its the Month...
With all my troubles,
January.